
Mincemeat
15 June - 12 July 2009MINCEMEAT is a narrative that crosses time and territory to find answers to questions of identity and matters of life and death.
Cardboard Citizens takes over a Shoreditch warehouse for this production, unravelling the truths and the untruths surrounding a World War Two intelligence operation.
KIDNAP! In 2009, a group of squatters kidnap a judge and put him on trial for a sixty-six year-old crime.
SUICIDE! In 1909, a young and lice-ridden Adolf Hitler washes up in a homeless shelter in Vienna; forty-six years later he will commit suicide.
MURDER? In 1943, the body of a military man is washed up on a Spanish beach, helping prevent the death of thousands. An accidental hero - or a man who never was?
Conspiracy theory meets chaos theory, tongue never a million miles from cheek.
This is Cardboard Citizens.
"I was utterly gripped by this marvellous production" (Michael Billington, The Guardian ****)
Mincemeat is performed by a professional cast including ex-homeless actors.
| 6th - 19th June 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 18th June 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 19th June 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 20th June 2009, 7:30pm, 3:00pm | Cordy House |
| 21st June 2009, 3:00pm, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 23rd June 2009, 3:00pm, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 24th June 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 25th June 2009, 7:30pm, 3:00pm | Cordy House |
| 26th June 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 27th June 2009, 7:30pm, 3:00pm | Cordy House |
| 28th June 2009, 3:00pm, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 30th June 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 1st July 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 2nd July 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 3rd July 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 5th July 2009, 7:30pm, 3:00pm | Cordy House |
| 7th July 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 8th July 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 9th July 2009, 7:00pm, 3:00pm | Cordy House |
| 10th July 2009, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
| 11th July 2009, 7:30pm, 3:00pm | Cordy House |
| 12th July 2009, 3:00pm, 7:30pm | Cordy House |
- Director/Co-writer: Adrian Jackson
I am the son of a German Jew who came to England in the 1930s, who afterwardstranslated books about that history, but died when I was 15. I have always wanted
to understand more about the war. People would say I am quite argumentative,
impatient, irritable verging on the great dictatorial, but I think I am very patient.
I have a house, a car, a family, all that. I have an absence of memories from
childhood. Food is important, I eat and cook everything, it’s how I relax. I started
Cardboard Citizens. - Co-writer: Farhana Sheikh
I am: a novelist (The Red Box);
a playwright (Arabian Nights, The Flood etc);
a Lahori, who does not live in Lahore;
a Londoner, who does not live in London;
a foreigner, who writes about the West;
a feminist, who writes about women: sweatshops, Scheherazade;
and about men: Gilgamesh, Gulliver, Glyndwr Michael.
I have: a British passport; a house; some money.
I eat: enough, more than many. - Designer: Mamoru Iriguchi
I see myself as a transparent human-shaped container that stores a record of
decisions I make every day till the end of my life.
www.iriguchi.co.uk - Music and Soundtrack: David Baird
Composer/Writer/Director – People say I take on too much, sleep too little.
Eat well… Exercise? Ha! They say they like my music, I’m not certain why. People
bought 10 million of my books…I ask 10 million more whys? I am Welsh, no I am
Canadian… I am Polish, no…none of these really and yes all passionately. Certainly
I am a loving father. There are people I love and have loved and lost. I try to avoid
hate. I have been homeless, I have been married, been displaced and artistically, I
seem to find myself best when I am all at sea! - Movement: Linda Dobell
I hope I am evolving, Too slowly for some. Too slowly for me.
I have luck with people, mostly.
Food is fuel, if I’m lucky enough to keep it down or up.
Slow, mostly lucky. - Bombsite Movement and Refugee Videos: Emma Bernard
I say: I’m a theatre maker, a community campaigner, a mother, daughter and wife.
People say: I’m tenacious, bolshy, sometimes harsh, passionate, friendly, anxious
and strangely calm.
I have: a handbag full of keys, pencils, biscuits, insulin, notebooks, lists, lipsticks,
oyster cards (3) and a multitude of unsorted receipts.
I’m a bowl of rice, not a loaf of bread. - Lighting: Zerlina Hughes
You are what people say you are,
Trained at Goldsmith’s and the The Bartlett School of Architecture. Worked as a
lighting designer in theatre opera and dance both nationally and internationally
productions La Vie Parisien (Malmö Opera), Sweden: Dead Man Walking
(Copenhagen Opera House), The Abduction from the Seraglio (Opera North).
You are what you say you are.
Someone who is interested in telling stories visually.
You are what you have.
I have two amazing children and we love living up the road in Stoke Newington.
You are what you eat.
In which case I am almost everything. - Producer: Jeremy Goldstein: London Artists Projects
I am what I eat – rich, spicy, sweet, sour, bitter, hot, cold, à la carte, junk, fast,
delicate, tender, rare, exotic, local, take-away, international – take your pick – I am
complex and committed to them all. I am also a product of the house I love and live
in – London. Each day I think I might know where the rooms are, but suddenly I
stumble on a door I didn’t know was there. I’m surprised but not afraid to walk in
and turn the light on, where almost always I become someone new.
www.londonartistsprojects.com - Production Manager: Sheelagh Barnard
Rather a personal question: what do people say you are? It’s gratifying to be valued
but mostly I just hope that people will get me. I am an optimist. I have a strong
sense of myself. Work is important. I like to be part of something that moves or
provokes people. I think opera can be sublime. I collect small, resonant objects and
images but live very simply in an attic. I wander. I take photographs. I cook. I drive
too fast. I like to be alone a lot but love my friends. There is never enough time. - Assistant Director: Pierre Becker
People see me as French. Some people think I am too French, some people think I
am not French enough. People think I spend my life cooking French food, drinking
French wine and singing ‘Non, rien de rien’. But the fact is I can’t cook and I love
hamburgers so am I really French?
I possess nothing. I share everything. I share my life with my partner, and good
times and diffi cult times with my friends. Whoever I am, ‘je ne regrette rien’. - Assistant Producer: Stuart Grey
I am Stuart David Grey.
My grandfather was a rear gunner in WW2.
I am the youngest of three siblings. My mother says I was a gift from God.
I eat music and theatre and drink three pints of water a day.
I am hungry.
I own one pair of trousers which have a large hole in them.
I need a new pair of trousers. - Voice Coach: Tim Charrington
- Casting Associate: Lucy Jenkins
- Costume Supervisor: Cryn Horn
Mother; friend, yoga practitioner, yoga teacher, sibling, aunt, maker of special
clothes for special people, gardener, violin player, lover of textiles; maker of bread;
costumier; comforter; great aunt; advisor; host of garden parties; maker of feasts;
lover of wild fl owers; admirer of the human body, admirer of all bodies, questioner;
collector of hand made textiles and artifacts, (especially from the Silk Road); lover
of music from Bach to Glass, and of course the London Gypsy Orchestra cos I play
with them. - Company Stage Manager: Victoria Hambley
I have a balcony and an occasional pet.
I have one TV but hundreds of books.
I have a fridge full of healthy food but don’t have the willpower to turn down
chocolate or crisps if they appear within reach.
I have an oven I don’t know how to use but a boyfriend who uses it on my behalf.
I have family in Canada and the US but have friends all over the world.
I have lots of shoes but hate shoe shopping…I don’t know how that happened…
I have no interest in mediocrity. - Deputy Stage Manager: Eavan Murphy
I see myself as someone who is very passionate about her job and about life. But I
am also a hopeless romantic, and that was the reason I left the comfort of home
to live in London. I love travelling and conversation. I know my big downfall can be
how opinionated I am at times, but I would never judge someone for believing in
something that I don’t. People say that I am temperamental at times (this is true!)
I possess a lot of happy memories. I eat a lot of chocolate in ANY shape or form, it’s
an easy way to get on my good side. - Assistant Stage Manager: Talia Scholar
I am my mother’s daughter: stubborn and determined. I direct the course of my life
with the infl uences of my friends and family around me. I’m a hard and passionate
worker and enjoy what I do, whether its theatre productions, live music or events.
I’m not really sure what people say about me and perhaps it is better not knowing.
My friends tell me I’m good to them because I care, and I do, about them, my
family and my work.
I eat traditional home-made Jewish Mediterranean/Moroccan food made by the
inspirational, hard-working women of my family.
I have a goal and a dream that I want so much and everything that I do and every
job that I undertake will hopefully lead me to my ambition. - Sound Engineer: Tom Parkinson
Kind-hearted, pop-experimentalist, hedonistic-anarcho-Marxist, pro-fox-hunting
vegetarian musician WLTM sexy atheist who gives blood.
I have no idea what anyone says about anything. I am a musician, my ears are
made out of wet asbestos. Safe to love because I already love music and chips
and such. My name is Ken Buddha. Last year and a bit of this, I lobbied to close a
loophole in the law that allows for eviction of tenants by lenders without notice. It
worked. The institution of government and the brains of its workforce, however, are
inedible. - Technical ASM: Morgan Fox
People say I am a very strange person. This is due to the fact that I do on occasion
express my confusion by cocking my head and barking, some may say this is
because I grew up with two dogs in my household or because it was the easiest
way to talk to my baby brother.
- Animal 3/Head Official/Maria/Lorena: Ester Escolano
My friends say that I make up my own rules. They say that I am talkative but I know
I can be very shy in front of strangers. I have a body that tells people more than I
want them to know. In front of food I lose my humanity and I become feral. I am
only sometimes unstable but always crazy. The reason for this is simple: ‘I was born
in June under the twins’. - Movement/Animal 9/Johny Bevan/Maureen: Linda Dobell
I hope I am evolving, Too slowly for some. Too slowly for me.
I have luck with people, mostly.
Food is fuel, if I’m lucky enough to keep it down or up.
Slow, mostly lucky. - Animal1/Pam/Maud/Molly: Jo Galbraith
I am Joanna Faith Catriona Galbraith, a name too long to fit on most application
forms. I am a mother, a daughter, a sister and a partner.
I am a failed vegetarian who can’t resist the odd bit of cow once a week.
I am an activist, an actor, a performer and a protester. I meditate and cycle and
recycle. I have a home, good health, friends, community and a rat.
I am a rabid ex-smoker. - Old Montagu/Charlie: Robert Gillespie
Since other people’s view of me is greatly coloured by what they want from life for
themselves, I anchor myself as a member of a species of anthropoid ape – in my
case Homo sapiens – evolved so as to effect my particular birth for which I did not
ask. Finding myself astonished at what people find it worthwhile to do – like shut
themselves in offices and try to acquire huge tracks of land – I sidelined myself to
become an observer in the arts…an actor and occasionally a writer…a means of
exploring whether there is an attractive way for our species to one fine day, conduct
himself – or whether to simply watch the looming collapse (I’ve been amazingly
fortunate, because it’ll happen after I’m gone). - Animal 4/Translator/Agnes/Chomondley/Firestarter: Jakob B. Goode
My parents said
I am ‘Martin John Goode’,
Martian Baptist of naked equestrian extraction perhaps,
but my son calls me ‘Dad’,
and my partner: ‘Jake’, amongst other things.
For Equity’s sake Jake Could B. Bad
And on such days
I circumvent
Self-imposed banishment of domestic fl esh
By eating out
Reluctant omnivorousness (sic) excluding
Boiled, fried, poached and scrambled eggs;
GMOs:
And people.
On Goode days I am an auto Gnome of the suicidal Earth species,
Misnamed homo sapiens;
Imagination determinedly deriving possibility from ownership of a body of
Instantaneously disappearing, and
Re-appearing
quantum matter.
Which it does, or I wouldn’t be here
Or so I’m told.
I think. - Animal 8/Montagu/Dai: Nicholas Khan
I am a Londoner, I love its parks and the calming infl uence of the River Thames.
My father was born in Bangladesh – a delta country with fi ve rivers coursing
through it. My mother is English, a Londoner too. I have a brother. I have a partner
and a son who is our future.
The sea has always been a signifi cant something to me, and water offers a solution
in defi ning me. Like water – a motion, willful, mercurial, connecting in eddies,
collecting, an echo of an other.
My mother recounts the story of her grandfather, the captain of a tug who
‘apparently’ fell overboard in the Thames. ‘Was that true?’ I asked my mother.
‘Things weren’t said in those days love’ she replied.
In life I motion through sometimes free, and maybe connected by the notion we
are echoes of others. - Animal 7/Major Martin: Ifan Meredith
My name is Ifan Meredith, but my friends sometimes call me ‘The Goldfi sh’ because
of my woeful short-term memory. My own personality has always seemed to me
somewhat beyond my reach which is part of why I enjoy pretending to be other
people I think. I nurture a slightly guilty penchant for Heinz spaghetti hoops on
toast with melted cheese on top, which is a hangover from my childhood. I see
myself very much as a Welshman although the initial impressions of strangers are
often very much at odds with this. - Animal 9/Johny Bevan/Maureen: Terry O'Leary
I am the eldest daughter and a twin. I am a Londoner, south Londoner. I have
performed and taught throughout London. I am a joker. I have worked in Israel,
Greece, Holland, Norway. I make theatre. I am a forum theatre performer. I have
seen The Lower Depths. - Animal 5/Lt Jewell/Fred Shrieve/Private Secretary/Gerry: Patrick Onione
PATRICK ONIONE – ANIMAL 5/LT JEWELL/FRED SHRIEVE/PRIVATE
SECRETARY/GERRY
My full name is Patrick Daniel Cochise Onione. Although my grandfather was
Italian and Onione sounds Italian his name was Manze. My grandmother’s maiden
name was Onions. My father changed it to O’nione. I don’t know why, maybe
he wanted to sound Irish, I don’t know. I subsequently took off the apostrophe
making it sound more Italian. None of this messing about with our name has made
any difference because we have always been called Onions. The Cochise is a whole
different story.
Other people say I am a Bermondsey wide boy or a Millwall Supporting thug.
I have my nose down in wet grass, with a smile on my face, and my head in the
clouds. I eat life. - Animal 2/Speech Trainer/Obituary/Workman/Glyndwr: David Rogers
I am both Dave and David. I am a Yorkshireman and thus sometimes
misunderstood by southern ears that hear directness as aggression. I am an
organiser of fi ve-a-side football. I’m not sure whether it would serve me better or
worse to speak RP all the time. I like sardines. I am a socialist. My sister’s brilliant. - Animal 6/Churchill/Foreman/Alf: Ben Smithies
Contrary to people’s perception of me, I am a contradictory person: as soon as I
believe something I can see that the opposite might be equally true. I may be a
wave or a particle, we cannot be sure.
Other people say that I have a sense of humour. Yet after some long and hard
experience I feel I must speak with the utmost restraint and caution about myself
as it is a subject about which I can get bogged down. I feel able to declare that I
possess many things but thankfully no cats. I love all kinds of food excepting (in its
uncooked form) the radish: food holds a sacrosanct importance in my life since I
have lived in France, Italy and India.
I am in truth a lazy man, often late: but I try to love all people.
"I was utterly gripped by this marvellous production.
(...) In its references to Shakespeare, Hitler and Chaplin, the work is nothing if not ambitious, but it ends resoundingly with a speech from The Great Dictator claiming "the way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way".
Jackson's humanist production successfully binds all these elements together, and contains sterling performances from Ifan Meredith as the questing hero, Robert Gillespie as his Chaplinesque guide, and Nicholas Khan as the plotting Montagu. But its chief aim is to remind us of the people's war, and to demonstrate the perennial danger of treating the lost and homeless simply as so much mincemeat.""Occasionally you turn up at a show with meagre expectations only to discover that you have stumbled across theatrical treasure. Such is the case with Mincemeat, staged in a sinister, semi-derelict building in hip Hoxton by Cardboard Citizens, the theatre company that works with homeless people.
(...) Adrian Jackson and Farhana Sheik have devised a fluid. imaginative script, which Jackson directs with great panache. Ifan Meredith as the confused major and Robert Gillespie as his guide in the afterlife are especially good in a strong ensemble.""This is rich and unsettling work, a salute to individual struggle and humanity."
"The fact that some of the members of Cardboard Citizens - the UK’s only homeless people’s professional theatre company - have experienced similar moments of despair to Martin’s fills their interpretation with particular resonance. But even without that element, it is an immensely moving production that ought to be widely viewed."























